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Birthday memes for coworkers that are funny and still HR-safe

Office legend: an example card
Office legend

Who’s in it?

The office birthday card is a sea of 'HBD!' and one person who wrote a paragraph. Be the person who sent a meme of them as the Employee of the Century, trophy and all. Every caption below is safe to post in the team channel.

38 captions to put on the card

Tap one and it goes on your card. You can change every word.

Office-safe captions

More lines to send with it

Meme formats you can star in

Original art with their face, in the formats everyone knows. Tap a photo button above, then pick the caption.

That Would Be Great
  1. Yeahhh, if everyone could sign name's card by 3
  2. ...that would be great.
Hide the Pain
  1. name when the whole floor sings happy birthday
  2. Smile. Nod. Wait for cake.
The Birthday Master Plan
  1. Go to work
  2. Get free cake
  3. Turn age
  4. Turn age?
Trade Offer
  1. free cake, 14 'HBD!' messages
  2. me, slightly older, at the 2 pm standup
Can't Prove It
  1. Me knowing name took the last slice from the break room
  2. But I can't prove it.
It's Not Your Birthday
  1. Me at every office birthday, first in line for cake
  2. It's not your birthday.
Still Waiting
  1. Me waiting for this meeting to end so we can cut name's cake
Change My Mind
  1. Birthdays should be a paid day off. Change my mind.

How it works

  1. Pick a cardPilots, mermaids, rock stars, one very surprised cake. Every one shows a real example first.
  2. Add their photosOne clear face each, up to 5 people. A selfie is fine. No sign-up.
  3. Pay, then send itApple Pay or Google Pay. Four pictures in about 20 seconds, the video in about 90, and we email you the link.

What is a funny but appropriate birthday message for a coworker?

Joke about work, not the person: 'May your inbox be empty and your meetings be cancelled.' Office-safe and still funny.

Can the whole team sign it?

Group cards that everyone can sign are coming soon. Today you can make the meme and share the link in your team channel.

What about a birthday meme for my boss?

Keep it flattering: the office-legend scene with 'Employee of the Century' is a safe bet.