Old age birthday memes for people who are definitely not old
Who’s in it?
Pay, and it’s ready in about 20 seconds
Four pictures to pick from, no watermark, a link that opens on any phone. We email it to you too.
Some people are turning 40, 50 or 80. Some are just 'experienced.' Pick a caption, add their photo, and HiWith makes an old-age birthday meme with their face: on top of the hill with a walker, aging in a wine barrel, or blowing out a cake that needs a fire marshal.
38 captions to put on the card
Tap one and it goes on your card. You can change every word.
Old-age captions
More lines to send with it
Meme formats you can star in
Original art with their face, in the formats everyone knows. Tap a photo button above, then pick the caption.
- Turning 40 starter pack
- I'm turning 40
- 40 is the new 30
- That means 30 was ten years ago
- I'm not old
- I'm vintage
- I'm basically 29 with experience
- I'm a kid at heart. My knees filed a complaint.
- LEVEL 50 REACHED
- +20 Wisdom · +15 Snack Storage · -10 Hearing · Unlocked: 'back in my day'
- Vintage age
- Bold. Complex. Needs to sit down after 9 pm.
- Me at 5: stays up past bedtime as rebellion
- Me at age: in bed by 9 as self-care
- Over the hill
- And picking up speed.
- Turning 60, the plan: cruise, champagne, salsa lessons
- Turning 60, the reality: found a great parking spot. Best day ever.
- Turning 50
- Turning 49 with twelve months of experience
Cards made from one photo
How it works
- Pick a cardPilots, mermaids, rock stars, one very surprised cake. Every one shows a real example first.
- Add their photosOne clear face each, up to 5 people. A selfie is fine. No sign-up.
- Pay, then send itApple Pay or Google Pay. Four pictures in about 20 seconds, the video in about 90, and we email you the link.
Is an old-age birthday meme rude?
Only if they're not in on the joke. The best ones are affectionate: 'You're not old, you're vintage' works on a 40th and an 80th.
What do you say to someone turning 50, 60 or 70?
Mix one joke with one true thing: 'The candles cost more than the cake, but you're worth it.' See our milestone pages for more.
Can I make one for Grandpa?
Yes, and grandparents usually love it. Try the rock-star or surf-legend scenes for a grandpa who's still got it.