Happy 50th Birthday: 30 Funny Wishes + a Card Starring Them

Fifty is a great age to be roasted, gently. These 30 wishes go from 'aging like fine wine' to genuinely heartfelt, for every person in your life turning 50. Add their photo and HiWith puts them in the scene: aging in a wine barrel, planting a flag on top of the hill, or headlining their own stadium tour.

30 wishes to put on the card

Tap one and it goes on your card. You can change every word.

Funny

Heartfelt

For family and friends

Cards made from one photo

Aging like fine wine: an example card. Happy 50th birthday! Half a century and still not a single grown-up bone in your body. — **Aging like fine wine**Happy 50th birthday! Half a century and still not a single grown-up bone in your body.

Over the hill: an example card. Aging like fine wine, and only slightly more expensive. — **Over the hill**Aging like fine wine, and only slightly more expensive.

Rock star: an example card. 50 is the new 30, if you squint and turn the lights down. — **Rock star**50 is the new 30, if you squint and turn the lights down.

Cake face: an example card. You've earned every gray hair. Some of them we caused. Sorry. — **Cake face**You've earned every gray hair. Some of them we caused. Sorry.

Royal portrait: an example card. Remember, you're only as old as you feel. So take a nap and feel 35. — **Royal portrait**Remember, you're only as old as you feel. So take a nap and feel 35.

Airplane pilot: an example card. Celebrate like you're 25, recover like you're 50. — **Airplane pilot**Celebrate like you're 25, recover like you're 50.

How it works

Pick a cardPilots, mermaids, rock stars, one very surprised cake. Every one shows a real example first.
Add their photosOne clear face each, up to 5 people. A selfie is fine. No sign-up.
Pay, then send itApple Pay or Google Pay. Four pictures in about 20 seconds, the video in about 90, and we email you the link.

What do you write in a 50th birthday card?

One joke, one true thing: "Happy 50th! You're not over the hill, you're at the top where the view is best. So glad I get to enjoy it with you."

What's a funny 50th birthday message?

"Aging like fine wine, and only slightly more expensive." "Welcome to the 50 club: reading glasses and zero shame about naps."

Can I make a 50th birthday meme with their face?

Yes. Add their photo, pick a caption and a scene, and download it as an image or a GIF for the group chat.

Happy 50th birthday! 30 wishes for half a century of awesome

Who’s in it?

Pay, and it’s ready in about 20 seconds