Funny getting old memes, starring you
The funniest getting old meme is the one you send about yourself, so joke about your own knees and leave other people's memory alone.
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Search for getting old memes and you mostly get pictures of somebody else. On HiWith the face in the picture is yours, so the 77 captions below are written to send about yourself. They're about the knees, naps and small print that catch up with everyone, with lines for every decade from 30 to 90. Once a real face is on a meme, jokes about illness or anyone who's gone stop being funny, so you won't find any here. Tap a caption and add your photo. HiWith puts you on the label of a vintage wine bottle or on top of a snowy mountain, and your line goes on the card. It's $4.99 for four pictures and a short video, and the pictures are ready about 20 seconds after you pay.
Who you can send these to
We wrote these for you to send about yourself. Aimed at someone else, the same joke can land very differently, so this is how we'd sort them.
| Who it's about | Go ahead | Leave it out |
|---|---|---|
| You | Anything on this page, from your knees to your glasses | Nothing. It's your joke to make |
| A friend your own age | Whatever the two of you already complain about together | Anything they told you in private |
| Someone older than you | Only jokes they've already made about themselves | Memory, health and how long anyone has left |
| Your mom or dad | The phone, the font size, the thermostat | Memory and health, even after they joke about it first |
| A coworker | Leave age out of work. Try work birthday memes instead | Age, retirement and "so when are you leaving?" |
77 captions to put on the card
Tap one and it goes on your card. You can change every word.
Knees, backs and getting out of chairs
Bedtime, naps and the nine o'clock wall
Small print and reading glasses
When it hits you
Turning 30
Turning 40
Turning 50
Turning 60
Seventy and up
For a friend your age who can take it
Short ones for the group chat
For the days you've decided to enjoy it
Cards made from your photos
Which picture goes with which joke
Every card puts the face from your photo into a scene. These five suit getting older best.
| If the joke is about | Try this card |
|---|---|
| Getting better with age | Aging like fine wine, which puts your face on the label of a vintage bottle in a candle-lit cellar |
| Making it through another year | Over the hill, where you plant a flag shaped like a giant birthday candle on a snowy summit |
| Still having it | Surf legend, with you on a longboard riding a turquoise wave and a cake on the nose of the board |
| Being a classic | Collector's edition, which boxes you up as a toy figurine on a store shelf |
| Not slowing down | Rock star, with you on a huge stage in smoke and colored lights, the crowd holding up their phones |
How it works
- Pick a cardPilots, mermaids, rock stars, one very surprised cake. Every one shows a real example first.
- Add their photosOne clear face each, up to 5 people. A selfie is fine. No sign-up.
- See it free, then payOne picture of them in the card in about 10 seconds. Like it? Apple Pay or Google Pay, and four pictures arrive about 20 seconds later, the video in about 90.
What is a funny saying about getting old?
The ones that land are the ones you'd say about yourself and mean, like "I can still do everything I did at 25. It just takes the whole weekend." Jokes about speed, noise and how long it takes to get out of a chair work for almost anyone. Most of the captions above are written that way, in the first person, so you can send one without explaining it.
What's a funny way to say you're old?
Call it a feature: "vintage," "seasoned," or "high mileage, good condition, one owner." It works because you're the one saying it. Said about somebody else, the same words can sting, which is why the table at the top sorts the jokes by who they're about.
Are these clean enough for the family group chat?
Yes. Nothing on this page is about sex, and none of it jokes about illness or anyone who's passed away. The worst thing in here is a knee. For a friend who'd laugh at something ruder, the old age birthday memes are less polite.
Does it have to be someone's birthday?
No. Getting older happens all year, and the caption is whatever you pick. Most of the pictures have a candle or a cake in them anyway, which is funnier on a Tuesday. If it is a big birthday, there are 50th birthday wishes written for the day itself.
Can I make a getting old meme with my own face?
Yes. Tap a caption and add one clear photo of yourself, and HiWith puts you in the picture on a wine label, a surfboard or a mountaintop, with your line on the card. You see one picture free, with a watermark, before you pay. It's $4.99 for four pictures and a short video. The pictures arrive about 20 seconds after you pay and the video about a minute and a half later. The link opens on any phone, so it goes straight into the group chat.
By HiWith (Winding AI, Inc.) · support@winding.ai · Updated